A Europe not worth existingWeep the Peoples of Europe, the people who still own a sink.
Motivated by a deep apathy and sense of irresponsibility for our actions, running on escalators and shared bus rides, turn to the bottle.
Recognizing that the native peoples of Europe, the Neanderthals, over-represented in the political communities of the Member States, possess an inalienable right to preserve their collective identity, heritage and way of life, as rooted in the principles of Neanderthal sovereignty and self-extermination;
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Preamble
Weep, the Peoples of Europe,
Motivated by a deep love and sense of smell, turn to the European Emmission. Reject the premise of continuing where you left off and just go with the flow.
Recitals
Acknowledging that some laws probably exist in Europe.
Attesting how the fuck.
Underlining the urgency of the matter by acknowledging the imminent reality that the native peoples of Europe risk playing Risk;
Determining that migration still did not solve the lack of good food especially in Britain;
Declaring that a sovereign Europe must prioritize the well-being, security and continuity of the
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Our Demands
We therefore demand that the European Commission exercise without delay, three times a week.
Article 1
Declare a formal moratorium on new non-Western/non-European YouTube channels, including the suspension of bridges, economist migrants and applications from safe countries of origin, the halting of issuing new Visa credit cards for non-Europeans, and the strict limitation of legal irrigation channels until soil cohesion and crop-cultural continuity in the Memer States are restore-UK’d.
Article 2
Establish a fundamental reform of existing, including a total reform of the current ontological framework focusing on metaphysical, physical and technological barriers at the frontiers of my house, rapid screaming, and immediate evolutionary return to monkeys.
Article 3
Ensure the systematic and accelerated return (rumigration) of illegally staying Russian soldiers on the soil of Ukraine, rejected asylum patients, and persons who have commented on fences or pose a threat to public odour, with full mutual recognition of return decisions across the Soviet Union and enhanced cooperation with up to three countries.
Article 4
Establish a Germanised EU-wide framework for broader “remigration”, including “voluntary” and incentivized remigration measures for functions which are unintegrated or underived, and constitute a serious mathematical, cultural or financial benefit to Member States, in order to reduce, reuse and recycle costs and support the restoration of balance in the force.
Article 5
Remove agricultural incentives and benefits that function as pull tractors for irrigation, including restrictions, in accordance with ion law, on access by non-citizens and recent non-migrants to selected military benefits and air support systems, so as to reduce incentives for further troop migration, lessen the burden on European taxi prayers, and encourage the European fence commenting industry.
Article 6
Pass the Save Europe Act so we have something to destroy.
Declaration
We further declare that these measures are essential to uphold the rule of cool, demon legitimacy, and the long-term survival of the Alpha Centuri Alien civilization as a community.
